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In My Defense I was Left Unsupervised Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

All Grown Up and Still Fascinated About Nipples Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

It is What It is Patch

  • 3.5x1 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Guns Don't kill People Dad's with Pretty Daughters Do Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I don't have a short temper I just have a quick reaction to Bullshit Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

You couldn't Handle me even if I came with Instructions Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

Biker Prayer Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

HMFIC Head Mother F'er In Charge Patch

  • 3x1 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$2.50

Puff Puff Pass Patch

  • 3x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Smiley Patch 10 inch Large Yellow -20%

Smiley Patch 10 inch Large Yellow

  • 10x10 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$15.00 $12.00

Warning: This Vet is Medicated For your Protection Patch

  • 3x2.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.50

You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Funny Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch

  • 3x2.75 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I'm Loving It Patch

  • 3.5x2 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.50

Life's Good Patch

  • 3.5x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Tell Your Boobs to Stop Staring At Me Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Boobies Make me Smile Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

  • 4x1.75 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Done it All But Can't Remember it All Funny Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • A funny Patch for Ladies posing as the Good Girl

$3.00

I'm not perfect but I'm a Limited Edition Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

My idea of help from above Sniper on Roof Patch

  • 3x3 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • If you've been to Iraq or Afghanistan you understand the meaning

$3.50

Yes I Do Bite Patch

  • 3x1.75 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Zero Fucks Given Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

Honk If You've Never Seen A Gun Fired From A Motorcycle Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Once they read this on you, they'll think twice about tailgating and honking.

$3.00

I Can't be Good All the Time Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers to Show You How I Feel Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I may be Old but at least I got to see all the cool Bands Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Defy Aging with this funny patch

$3.00

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

  • 4x1.25 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Rehab is For Quitters Patch

  • 4x1.25 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch

  • 4x1.25 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Perfect Patch for Ladies who lack the front assets but make it with a great Ass

$3.00

Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch

  • 4x1 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Beer Beer Beer Patch

  • 3x3 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

Body by Bacon Funny Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man Patch

  • 4x1.75 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.50

Forgive and Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Patch

  • 4x1.50 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Free Hugs Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch

  • 4x1.5 in
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I'm not Saying it Was Aliens but it Was Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

If it's wet sticky and not yours fun EMT Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Lollipops to Cocks Patch

  • 3x1.75 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Medicated It's For your Safety Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

My Bike is My Psychiatrist Biker Saying Patch

  • 4x1.25 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Therapists Office

$3.00

My Degree of Sarcasm Depends on your Degree of Stupidity Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Of Course I Talk to Myself I Need Expert Advice Funny Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

  • 3x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Sure You Can Trust The Government Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

These Are My Church Clothes Patch

  • 4x1.75 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Warning Retired Knows It All Patch

  • 3x2.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.50

You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Fathers with Teenage Daughters can only understand what this patch means.

$3.00

You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Bye Felicia Patch

  • 3x3 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.50

Don't Assume I'm not into Meaningless Sex Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Don't let the Gray Hair Fool you We can Still Kick Ass US VETERAN Patch

  • 3x3 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Perhaps our most Popular Patch, also available for Vietnam Vets

$3.50

Got Weed Patch

  • 3x1 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$2.50

Gypsy Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

Heaven Doesn't Want me Hell is Afraid I'll take over Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I carry a Gun Because a Cop is Too Heavy Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I don't have my own bike but I do have my own Biker Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I'm a People Person I'm just not a Stupid People Person Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

Keep on Trucking Patch

  • 4x2 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$4.00

My Husband is the Hottest Biker I know Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Out Of Estrogen and I Have A Gun Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Problem Solved Marriage and Motorcycle Patch

  • 3x2.75 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Strangers Have the Best Candy Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch

  • 3x2.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.50

Warning I Have Issues Patch

  • 3x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch

  • 4x1.25 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

All I care about is my Motorcycle and Maybe like Three Other People Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

Beer Me Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Come to The Dark Side Got Milk and Cookies Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch

  • 3x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Do I regret it Yes Would I do it Again Probably Patch

  • 4x2 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Fake Bikers Have an Image to Maintain Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Game Over Marriage Patch

  • 2x3 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

Hang Up and Drive Black White Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Happy Wife Happy Life Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

High Maintenance Patch

  • 4x1 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

High Society Patch

  • 3.5x2 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I Just Put You At The Top Of My to Do List Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I Know Right from Wrong Wrong is The Fun One Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I Love My Crazy Wife Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them PATCH With Pink

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

I Used to Have Super Powers But my Therapist Took them Away Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

I'm not Fat I'm just so sexy it overflows Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Monkey Iron On Patch

  • 3x2.9 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.50

My Give A Damn is Busted Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Once Upon a Time Fuck You the End Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Iron on or Sew on Patch
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders
  • Embroidered Patch

$3.00

Party is not Over Till You Smile for the Mugshot Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Penny for you Thoughts Dollar if You Flash Me Patch

  • 4x2 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Politicians and Diapers Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00

Shit Happens Black White Patch

  • 3.5x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch
  • Iron on or Sew on Application
  • Plastic Backing & Die Cut Borders

$3.00