Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

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Proud Army Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Good Vibes Only Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Sarcastic Me NEVER Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Defund the Media Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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2022 Upper Rocker Patch

2.5x1 inch +3 colors/years as low as $0.75
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Some Gave All Patch

11x4 inch as low as $6
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Veteran Patch

15x6 inch +2 size as low as $8
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Ride To Live Patch

4x10 inch as low as $6
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Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Freedom Isn't Free Blood Drop Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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American Woman Patch

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Jane Fonda American Traitor Bitch Patch

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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Coexist Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Cold War Veteran Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Secretary Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I Love My Husband Iron on Morale Patch

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Mechanic Patch

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Secretary Patch

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BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Do What I Want Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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A NEGATIVE Blood Type Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Pastor Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch

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Christian Biker Vet Patch

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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

3.75x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

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Professional Booby Massager Patch

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I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

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Fallen Officer Memorial Blue Line Patch

3.5x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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All Gave Some Patch

11x4 inch as low as $6
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My Grandpa's Biker Buddy Patch

2.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Lieutenant Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Colorado Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Vietnam 1967 Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Firefighter Rocker Small Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Desert Storm Vet Rocker Small Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2.5 inch as low as $2
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Gun Control Use Both Hands Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

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Fuck Off Naughty Iron on Patch

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SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Time To Ride Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It's All About Putting The Miles In Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Treasurer Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 size/colors as low as $1.50
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Don't Mess With Texas Patch With Flag

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Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Original Patch

3.5x1 inch +5 colors as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.