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These Are My Church Clothes Patch

  • 4x1.75 inch
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$2.99

Some People Need A Pat On The Head With A Hammer Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I'm not totally useless I can be used as a Bad Example Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Got Good News Patch

  • 4x2.25 inch
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$2.99

Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I'm No Cactus Expert Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I'm not Perfect But I'm Awesome Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I'm Ugly What's Your Excuse Patch -33%

I'm Ugly What's Your Excuse Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99 $2.00

Not an Accurate Representation of White People Patch -33%

Not an Accurate Representation of White People Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99 $2.00

Sometimes I wrestle with my Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheese Cake Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Cute But Psycho Patch

  • 3x2.75 inch
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$2.99

Do I Look Like A People Person Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Gun Control Use Both Hands Patch

  • 4x1 inch
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$2.99

I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault I Said I Was Blaming You Funny Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I Don't Have ADD I Just Don't Care Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I Don't Mind Coming to Work Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I Hate Being Bipolar Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Last Thing I Want is to Hurt You Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Life is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

  • 3x2 inch
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$2.99

People Say I have a Bad Attitude I say Screw Them Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Some People Need A High Five Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

You don't have to be crazy to work here We'll Train you Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Your Proctologist Found Your Head Patch -33%

Your Proctologist Found Your Head Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99 $1.99

Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Congratulations On Your Ability to Make Drama Out Of Nothing Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Despite The Look On My Face Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Do not Interrupt me When I am Talking to Myself Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Patch

  • 4x1 inch
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$2.99

I Beat Anorexia Patch

  • 3.5x1.25 inch
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$2.99

I Drink to Make You More Interesting Patch

  • 4x1.25 inch
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$2.99

I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I Just Put You At The Top Of My to Do List Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Many Bikes Few Bikers Patch -33%

Many Bikes Few Bikers Patch

  • 3.5x1.25 inch
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$2.99 $2.00

Nice One Einstein Funny Patch -33%

Nice One Einstein Funny Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99 $2.00

Pay Me Patch -33%

Pay Me Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99 $2.00

Proud Member Of Peta Patch

  • 4x1.25 inch
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$2.99

Really Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Rehab is For Quitters Patch

  • 4x1.25 inch
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$2.99

Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Sometimes I Pretend to Be Normal But It gets Boring so I go back to being Awesome Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

Sure You Can Trust The Government Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

The Heck with Y'All I'm from Texas Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

The Perfect Boyfriend Doesn't Exist Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

WTF Patch

  • 2.5x1.5 in
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$2.99

You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

You Are Telling Me This Because Patch

  • 4x1.25 inch
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$2.99

You Have A Face Only A Fist Could Love Patch -33%

You Have A Face Only A Fist Could Love Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99 $2.00

Are You Stoned Or Just Stupid Funny Patch

  • 4x1.75 inch
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$2.99

Damnifino Patch - Damn if I know

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99

I Like You, You Remind Of When I Was Young and Stupid Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$3.79

Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Patch

  • 3x1 inch
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$2.99

Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Patch

  • 4x1.25 inch
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$2.99

No Life Like Low Life Patch

  • 4x1.25 inch
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$2.99

Well At Least The War On Middle Class is Going Well Patch -33%

Well At Least The War On Middle Class is Going Well Patch

  • 4x1.5 inch
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$2.99 $2.00