Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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DILLIGAF Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $1.50
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But Did you Die Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Blessed Iron on Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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420 Club Member Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Genuine Asshole Made In USA Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Skool Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Veteran Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FCK Cancer White Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Yellow

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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Ringmaster of the Shitshow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lets Go Brandon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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More You Fuck Around More You Find Out Patch

2.25x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Army Patch

11x4.5 inch +1 size as low as $6
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High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Dangerous Mother Fucker Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am My Sisters Keeper Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Veteran Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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High Society Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Combat Veteran Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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President Patch

3.5x1 inch +4 colors as low as $1.50
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Road Captain Patch

3.5x1 inch +3 colors as low as $1.50
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Vice President Patch

3.5x1 inch +3 colors as low as $1.50
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Sgt At Arms Patch

3.5x1 inch +3 colors as low as $1.50
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Princess Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Black 4 Inch Rectangular Blank Patch

4x2 inch +9 size/colors as low as $0.60
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Give Respect Get Respect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dunkin Deeznuts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Made in the 60s Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Made in the 70s Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FJB Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Official Asshole Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.