Shop Funny Patches

Shop all of our funny biker patches with hilarious pictures and sayings. Show off your personality, and spread the laughter with our funny patches for clothes, hats, backpacks and more. Our funny iron on patches can be added onto any fabric except for leather or nylon. Patches can be sewn onto these fabrics instead. Check out our subcategories of funny patches such as funny military patches, funny ladies patches, sarcastic sayings and more.

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Cute But Psycho Patch

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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

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That's Mr Asshole To You Patch

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Free Mustache Rides Patch

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This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

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Terrorist Hunting Permit Funny Military Morale Patch

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I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

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FUBAR Patch Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

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Pot Leaf Novelty Iron on Patch

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Stop Reading My Patches Patch

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Made in the 60s Patch

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Made in the 70s Novelty Iron on Patch

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Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

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FJB Patch

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My Dog Was Right About You Patch

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There is a Fuckery Afoot Iron on Patch

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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Patch

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Shit Show Supervisor Patch

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No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

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Official Asshole Patch

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Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

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I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

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1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

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You Never go Full Retard Patch

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Shit Creek Survivor Patch

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You Are Here Patch

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She Devil Patch

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Shit Happens Patch

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Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

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Do Not Piss Me Off With A Gun Patch

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Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

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Relax God Is In Control Patch

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Orgasm Donor Patch

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Sleeps Well With Others Patch

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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

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Got Weed Funny Iron on Patch

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Lollipops To Cocks Patch

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OG Patch

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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

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Big Daddy Patch

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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

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I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

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White Trash Patch

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About Our Funny Biker Patches

Have you ever read the funny patches on someone's jacket and burst out laughing? There are a lot of different funny motorcycle patches out there that you could add to your jacket to amuse and entertain your fellow bikers. The ones you choose will depend on your sense of humor and what fits with the other patches on your jacket, of course, but we have so many to choose from that you're sure to find a few that fit.

We love the personality and humor that these patches bring. They are perfect for all clothes including jackets, hats, jeans and even backpacks, and are the best funny motorcycle vest patches around. You can even buy wholesale funny patches.

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Funny Patches FAQs

What types of funny patches are there?

Many funny patches feature embroidered words and phrases on them. While they're not the most eye-catching patches around, if people take the time to read them, they will be very amused.  Covering your entire jacket or vest in biker patches that feature only white embroidered words on black backgrounds will certainly create an interesting look.  In fact, it's almost as interesting as using brightly colored patches.

There are funny patches for clothes that span the spectrum of 'funny'. If you love puns, you'll find a few patches that make little plays on words. Then there are some that make ironic statements that are funny once you think about them for a minute. There are others that are flat-out jokes and a few that make fun of situations or people. They're all funny in some ways, but obviously, some will appeal to you more than others.

Funny image patches also exist. Like the sayings patches, some of them are fairly G-rated, and some are definitely adult-themed. It all depends on what kind of image you want to project and if you don't mind making some people angry.

How often do you update your collection with new funny patches?

Our selection of funny iron on patches is unmatched and consistently updated to stay current. We are always adding new funny biker patches to our inventory, so be sure to check back every now and then to see what’s new.

How many funny motorcycle patches should you put on your jacket or vest? 

That all depends on you. Some people cover their entire jacket in funny iron on patches, but that can be a little overwhelming, especially if someone wants to read all of them.  On the other hand, it does give you a chance to include all of your favorite jokes and phrases. These patches are a good way of getting your personality out there.

Some people love being the joker of the group. If you like making people laugh, you should add some funny biker patches to your motorcycle jacket or vest. These patches contain all sorts of jokes and funny sayings. Some of them may be a little on the offensive side, but that's what some people find hilarious. Others are more family-friendly jokes, but they're still pretty funny. You're sure to get attention with these types of patches on your jacket.